Just call me Job. Not "Jaaaab", "Jobe"-The Bible One. Except for getting murdered, I do believe every horrible thing immaginable has already happened to me. However, nearly every good, fun thing has also waddled through my life! So, please be seated yet again, and call the Fanning Boys to fan you. Because I am about to pontificate on the State Of The Universe. Verily, verily! 
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Please follow the following links to Mister Little Tommy's pontification on perplexing problems! COWS ARE PEOPLE TOO HE'S IN THE JAILHOUSE NOW NAKEDNESS AND NUDIDITY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I have a friend!!! My first one!!! Well, my first one that is chained....I mean linked.....to my website! No more sex jokes, Tom! Anyway, my new friend is named Dave and he lives in Oshkosh. NO HE DOESN'T! He lives in ENGLAND!!!!!!! Hi Dave! Hi Richard! Wot, Wot. Cheerio, Cheerio! Sorry Dave!! |  |